Free • 3 votes a day • Clip of the Week wins $25 in BCH
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WHERE YOUR VOTE MATTERS
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Your vote matters to the artists
These are real amateur artists, not a studio, and your votes decide who gets paid. The artist with the most votes on December 31 is Artist of the Year 2026 and wins up to $1000 in Bitcoin Cash, and every week the top clip wins $25. Voting is free, you get a vote a day for every artist, and it takes one tap.
🍍 From November 1, every vote also tips the artist 5¢ in Bitcoin Cash. Experimental How it works
They really get paid
AlleyBite won Clip of the Week and had her $25 in Bitcoin Cash the next day. Every payment is public on the blockchain, so you don't have to take our word for it. Here's her video and the payment.
✓ We pay. Here's the proof.
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AlleyBite won Clip of the Week (week ending October 11) and was paid $25 in Bitcoin Cash on October 12, 2026.
Every Bitcoin Cash payment is recorded on the public blockchain, so anyone can check it was sent, and when. Who owns an address stays private unless they say so, and tools like CashFusion add more privacy if you want it.
Your money votes too, every time you spend it. Pay in US dollars and you're voting for the banks and card companies that decide who gets paid and who gets shut down, and adult artists are usually the first ones they cut off. Pay in Bitcoin Cash and your money goes straight from your wallet to the artist's wallet, with nobody in the middle to freeze it, block it or take a cut. Tip an artist in BCH and you've voted for them twice.
New to Bitcoin Cash? Get your first $1 free → First 50 people, from November 1. Experimental
Vote in your elections too
It's voting season. Your vote matters here, and it matters even more where you live. Whoever you vote for, go vote.
- BC local elections: Saturday, October 17
- BC provincial election: Saturday, October 24 • Where and when to vote
- US midterms: Tuesday, November 3 • Find your polling place
Vote for Grand prize
ARTIST OF THE YEAR 2026
UP TO $1000 IN BCH
Right now: 1st $250 • 2nd $100 • 3rd $50
More artists in the race, bigger prizes. $1000 to 1st place at 10 artists, and 5,000 votes doubles everything.
✓ DOUBLED: the race passed 5,000 votes
The three artists with the most votes when voting closes on New Year's Eve win these prizes in Bitcoin Cash. Every vote on any of an artist's clips counts for them. Everyone starts from zero on Sunday, November 1, and the more artists join the race, the bigger the prizes get.
Voting closes December 31, 11:59 PM Pacific
The race
Artists are signing up now. The race starts Sunday, November 1 at 12:01 AM Pacific.
More artists, bigger prizes
- 3 or 4 artists$250 • $100 • $50
- 5 to 7 artists$500 • $150 • $75
- 8 or 9 artists$750 • $200 • $100
- 10 or more artists$1000 • $250 • $100
The race needs at least 3 artists. Sign-ups close November 30.
5,000 votes doubles every prize
0 votes in the race so far.
Are you an artist with a page here? Joining the race is free: just tell me you're in and send a Bitcoin Cash address. Email alex@pineapplewatersports.com
🏆 Vote for Clip of the Week • wins $25 in BCH
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Watch and voteThis week's race • ends Sunday 8 PM Pacific
Every week, the Best Amateurs clip with the most votes that week becomes Clip of the Week: its artist wins $25 in Bitcoin Cash and the clip stays here for the next week. Weeks end Sunday 8 PM Pacific, every week to December 31.
🎄 Christmas draw for voters
$100 IN BCH
Vote, then leave your email when we ask and click the link we send you. That's your entry. Everyone on the mailing list below is in too. Drawn December 25, 2026.
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Rules • 18+ • Free to enter
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Why Bitcoin Cash
BCH IS FREEDOM MONEY
Banks and payment companies decide who gets paid and who gets shut down, and adult artists are usually the first ones they cut off. Bitcoin Cash doesn't ask anyone's permission. A tip goes straight from your wallet to the artist's wallet, nobody in the middle can freeze it, block it or take a cut, and the fee is usually a fraction of a cent.
Read more: why not BTC? ▾Show less ▴
Bitcoin was meant to be peer-to-peer electronic cash, it says so right in the title of Satoshi's white paper. BTC was hijacked, the blocks were kept small, the fees went up to dollars a transaction whenever it got busy, and it turned into something people hold instead of spend. Bitcoin Cash split off in 2017 to keep the original plan going. Roger Ver tells the whole story in his book Hijacking Bitcoin.
Every prize on this site is paid in BCH, and every tip goes direct to the artist.
Support freedom by using BCH.
Questions or problems? Email alex@pineapplewatersports.com and tell me.
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